125 Funny Letterboard Quotes & Letter Board Ideas

Letter boards are the perfect way to show off your *sparkling* personality in your home or office in a fun…and temporary way. This changeable piece of décor is a place you can communicate with your family or co-workers to share reminders, recipes, and of course, funny letter board quotes!

If you’ve been running out of ideas to keep a smile on everyone’s face, we’ve gathered the most hilarious letter board quotes and sayings all in one place. Keep scrolling to find funny letter board quotes, funny letterboard ideas, funniest letter boards, funny short sayings and funny sayings for letterboards.

Funny Letterboard Quotes

Are you as obsessed with your letterboard as we are? You’ll find only the funniest letterboard quotes here:

• Put on your positive pants
• Today is canceled
• And that’s why we’re always late
• Alexa, clean up the family room
• Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s caffeine
• It’s coffee o’clock
• Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn’t.
• I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one
• Too old for TikTok, too young for Life Alert

• Hold on, let me overthink about that
• The only circle of trust you should have is a donut
• If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It’s science.
• Just do it… later
• Fluent in trash talk
• Eat cake, it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere
• The worst part about dieting is realizing this is just how I should be eating all the time
• Keep it in your plants
• My Princess name would be Taco Belle

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Funny Letter Board Quotes

Letter boards are an inexpensive and fun way to rotate any message you can come up with. We did the hard work for you – use our funny letter board quotes today:

• I want to be where the people aren’t
• All panic, no disco
• Favorite thing about fall: the bugs start their journey back to hell where they belong
• I came, I saw, I made it awkward
• Combine wine and dinner and the word of the day is winner
• Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target.
• Been spending most my life living in a gangster’s paradise
• Maybe swearing will help
• I never finish anythi

• One day you’re young and the next you have a favorite grocery store
• Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting
• Friday called, she’s on her way with wine
• Probably late for something
• Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.
• If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type
• How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
• A yawn is a silent scream for coffee
• I am the human version of tangled headphones

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Funny Letter Board Ideas

The vintage style of a letter board plus a modern hilarious saying is a match made in heaven! Keep scrolling for more funny letter board ideas.

• “Be strong,” I whispered to my WIFI signal
• I’m still here, Netflix. Thanks for asking.
• Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst.
• I put on pants today
• Feeling kind of IDGAF-ish today
• If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs
• Adulthood is a journey from one room to the other wondering what you went in there for
• Anything is a bed if you try hard enough
• I wish that I had Jessie’s girl

• Sweet but psycho
• I need a smaller to-do list and a bigger ta-da list
• Why isn’t anyone talking about how long it takes to write these things on boards?
• I’m unable to quit as I am just too legit
• As emotionally stable as an IKEA table
• I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again.
• Not today, Satan
• Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
• Drink some water you beautiful and dehydrated b*tch

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Funny Quotes Letter Board Ideas

You may have thought to yourself…“I’m not funny enough to own a letterboard.” Well, your smart enough to find our website, so just use one of these funny quotes as letter board ideas:

• “Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway” – If Moms wrote Christmas carols
• It turns out, my mom was right about everything
• My brain has too many tabs open
• My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, “I know right!”
• I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro
• They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
• Frankly autocorrect, I’m getting tired of your shirt
• Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday
• I wish everything was as easy as getting fat

• Every day can be taco Tuesday if you just believe
• Did you say exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
• I love weekends like Kanye loves Kanye
• But did you die?
• I wonder if pizza thinks about me too
• Pardon my French
• Talk to me, Goose
• Wednesday’s are the middle finger of the week
• I don’t care what we eat as long as it’s not any of the things you mentioned

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Funniest Letter Boards

Need to smile about the craziness that is your life? Just put one of these funniest letter board ideas up and you’ll turn that frown upside down:

• We cleaned yesterday, sorry you missed it
• Less negativity, more tacos
• I’m ride or die till around 9pm
• Make it awkward
• I got it all together, but I forgot where I put it
• The weather just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
• Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Would poop here again.”
• If you can’t say anything nice, ask it as a question
• My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills

• Dwight, you ignorant slut
• I love the great indoors
• Bless your heart
• Netflix shows and comfy clothes
• A balanced diet is an ice cream cone in each hand
• Because kids
• Don’t read the next sentence. You rebel. I like you.
• I was born to be wild, but only until around 10pm or so…

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Funny Sayings for Letter Boards

Add some charm, and sass to your home with one of our funny sayings for letter boards:

• On a scale of one to Nature Valley granola bar, how much is your life falling apart?
• Punch today in the throat
• The only time I set the bar low is for limbo. – Michael Scott
• I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty
• Don’t grow up, it’s a trap
• Whatever sprinkles your donuts
• Get your own
• Currently experiencing life at 30 WTF’s per hour
• I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes
• Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost

• Time is money, money is power, power is pizza and pizza is knowledge
• If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading. Please don’t need me.
• I’m not quitting but I will complain the whole time
• Will there be food?
• Make manners great again
• Why be moody when you can shake your booty?
• Like a good neighbor, stay over there
• The grass isn’t greener. They used a filter.

Funny Short Sayings

You’ll have endless inspiration for your letter board with these funny short sayings:

• Alexa, water the plants
• Welcome to adulthood. Hope you like Advil and not sleeping.
• There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured by breakfast food. ­– Ron Swanson
• More peachy than punchy
• Life is short, smile while you still have teeth
• My mind is like an internet browser. 19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
• I came, I saw, I had anxiety, I left.
• So it turns out that being an adult is just Googling how to do stuff
• Pulled an all-dayer today. It was rough.

• In queso emergency, make nachos
• Don’t be trashy
• Mom sleep. It’s like regular sleep without the sleep.
• And for my next trick, I’ll overthink
• Fiesta, then siesta
• Well, that didn’t go as planned
• Don’t be salty with me
• My housekeeping style is best described as there appears to have been a struggle