100+ Best Halloween Quotes & Letter Board Sayings

From pumpkin picking and carving to trick or treating in fun costumes, Halloween is a holiday that just about everyone can enjoy! If you’re looking for the perfect Halloween quote, we’ve got so many choices. Whether you are heading to a Halloween party or heading out to take the kids trick or treating, our Halloween quotes will get you in the holiday spirit.

We hand-picked the best funny Halloween quotes, Halloween movie quotes, cute Halloween quotes, short Halloween quotes and tons of Halloween letter board quotes. Feel free to copy and paste these to use as captions on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Twitter, WhatsApp and more. Keep scrolling and you’ll find a quote you love!

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Halloween Quotes

Get into the spooky spirit this October with these hand-chosen Halloween quotes perfect for any Halloween activity:

• “I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” — Cinderella
• “Believe nothing you hear, and only half of what you see.” — Edgar Allen Poe
• “On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaria
• “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.” – William Shakespeare
• “Halloween creatures both friendly & gruesome peered out of the rustling leaves.” ― Kevin Purdy

• “Maybe ever’body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.” — John Steinbeck, “Of Mice and Men”
• “Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond
• “Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
• “A mask tells us more than a face.” — Oscar Wilde
• “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” — Mason Cooley

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Funny Halloween Quotes

Love to laugh? Make sure to bookmark these funny Halloween quotes for quick reference on Halloween weekend:

• “The first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you’re a kid, your brain can’t even process the information. You’re like, ‘What is this? What did you say about giving out candy? Who is giving out candy?’ Everyone that we know is just giving out candy?’” — Jerry Seinfeld
• “For Halloween I’m going as a narcissist.” — Conan O’Brien
• “Halloween is just finals week for parents.” — Jim Gaffigan
• “May your candy supply last well into the holiday season.” – Unknown
• “Now Halloween’s over, it’s time to start thinking about the next time you’re gonna annoy your neighbors — caroling.” — Ellen DeGeneres
• “Every October I’m kidnapped and forced to scare birds at a local pumpkin patch.” — Conan O’Brien

• “For Halloween, I’m going as that feeling you get at a store when you try to refold a sweater property and put it back on the shelf.” — Rob Delaney
• “Was deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I’m a grown man. So, Batman.” — Stephen Colbert
• “How many girls are telling themselves right now: “Dammit Becky learn your lesson; even on Halloween, glitter is NEVER worth it.” — Anne Kendrick
• “I didn’t know if you have kids you need five different costumes.” — Mindy Kaling
• “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
• “As a kid, Halloween was amazing. You dress like a superhero, you bang on your neighbor’s door, and they give you candy. I do that today, and my neighbor wants me arrested.” — Jim Gaffigan

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Halloween Letter Board Quotes

Need short Halloween quotes for your letter board? Include one of our Halloween letter board quotes next to your Halloween candy table this year:

• Eat, drink and be scary
• Squad ghouls
• Basic witch
• Sup, my witches?
• #Ghosted
• Happy Hallo – wine
• Do you like scary movies?
• Halloween is my favorite season
• Witch way to the candy?
• Creepin’ it real

• Here’s to getting ghosted
• I’ve been waiting 364 days for this
• Let’s get sheet-faced
• Spooky szn
• Pick your poison
• A haunted home is a happy home
• My blood type is pumpkin spice
• Monster mash and candy stash
• You say witch like it’s a bad thing
• Cheers witches
• Welcome to our web

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Halloween Letter Board Sayings

Let your letter board say it all! These Halloween letter board sayings are perfect for that added spooky touch:

• Keep calm and pass the boo-ze
• Don’t look under the bed
• Happy haunting
• Bad to the bone
• Trick or Tequila
• I put a spell on you
• This is boo sheet
• 100% that witch
• My favorite food group is candy
• If the broom fits
• Boo

• Hex nah
• Resting witch face
• Double, double toil and trouble
• Not every witch lives in Salem
• Queen of Halloween
• No tricks, just treats
• Trick or treat, smell my feet
• Slay, witch
• Free broom rides
• Give them pumpkin to talk about

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Halloween Movie Quotes

There are so many spooky cinematic masterpieces to watch all October! Save these Halloween movie quotes to get into the holiday spirit:

• “I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” —Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
• “A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.” —Lucy Van Pelt, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
• “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.” —Jack Skellington, “Nightmare Before Christmas”
• “Be afraid, be very afraid.” —Ronnie, “The Fly”
• “I can’t believe I’m in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.” — Buffy, “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”
• “It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Brackett, “Halloween”
• “I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had. I’m your worst dream come true. I’m everything you ever were afraid of.” – Pennywise, IT
• “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Max Dennison, “Hocus Pocus”
• “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —Nancy Thomas, “Nightmare on Elm Street”
• “You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.” — Maggot, “Corpse Bride”
• “The blood is life.” – Bram Stoker “Dracula”

• “There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” — Mayor, “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
• “I see dead people.” – Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”
• “Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” —Linus, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
• “Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” —Max Dennison, “Hocus Pocus”
• “I’m a mouse, duh” – Karen Smith, “Mean Girls”
• “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winifred Sanderson, “Hocus Pocus”
• “Maybe you could help me get out of here, you know, because I got to tell you, this dead thing… it’s just too creepy.” — Beetlejuice, “Beetlejuice”
• “The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It’s boring.” — Jack Goodman, “American Werewolf in London”
• “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath — would you be standing in the horror section?” — Randy Meeks, “Scream”

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Short Halloween Quotes

Whether you are having a Halloween bash at home or heading out for trick or treating, these short Halloween quotes will get you in the Halloween spirit:

• “Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare
• “Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day!” — Rusty Fischer
• “There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” — Joseph Conrad
• “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.” — Stephen King
• “Tis the night — the night of the grave’s delight.” — Arthur Cleveland Coxe
• “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins
• “Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” — Shakespeare
• “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey
• “Shadows mutter, mist replies; darkness purrs as midnight sighs.” — Rusty Fischer
• “There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” — Collette

Cute Halloween Quotes

Looking for cute Halloween quotes? These can help you prepare for the big day or use one to pair with your costume on social media:

• “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” —Emma Bombeck
• “Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” —Julie Gold
• “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery
• “We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” — Humbert Wolfe
• “I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” — Rihanna
• “’Trick or treat…No, thank you.’” — Rita Rudner
• “Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
• “Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
• “Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.” — Simone Schwarz-Bart